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The TOP 10 Reasons to NOT try Chiropractic

  1. I like my right shoulder higher than my left. It’s like having a hook for my bag.
  2. The strange tingling feeling in my fingers is starting to feel good… they’re almost numb now!
  3. Having headaches 4 times each week actually helps me forget about work.
  4. Telling girls that I got this limp from the war make me an instant hit with girls at parties.
  5. A friend of a guy at work said that his aunt’s sister-in-law’s older brother’s cousin was once hurt by a chiropractor.
  6. So what if I haven’t been able to feel my toes for 2 years, I don’t have to worry about stubbing them in the dark.
  7. Surgery makes more sense to me. I’m sure the doctor wouldn’t cut anything out of me that I really needed.
  8. So what if I can’t turn my head to the left, my neck feels fine.
  9. If I stopped using all these drugs my problems would get worse.

    …and the 10th reason to not see a chiropractor

  10.  How can chiropractic really work? They get people well without drugs.

Tell someone you love about the benefits of DRUG-FREE chiropractic care. They will thank you forever!